She’s not out of your league—you’re just underfunded.
This embroidered corduroy cap delivers truth straight to the forehead. Made from soft 100% cotton corduroy, it's built for maximum comfort and minimum bank account balance. Whether you're dodging rent or ducking accountability, do it in style.
Features:
100% cotton corduroy (recession-proof fabric)
Unstructured 6-panel design for chill vibes
Cotton sweatband for wiping away student loan tears
Adjustable strap w/ gold-tone buckle (irony included)
One size fits all socioeconomic trauma
Each hat is made only when you order, reducing waste and saving resources (unlike your spending habits). It may take a little longer to ship, but at least it’s ethically ironic.
Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions in a world of thoughtless swipe culture.
She’s not out of your league—you’re just underfunded.
This embroidered corduroy cap delivers truth straight to the forehead. Made from soft 100% cotton corduroy, it's built for maximum comfort and minimum bank account balance. Whether you're dodging rent or ducking accountability, do it in style.
Features:
100% cotton corduroy (recession-proof fabric)
Unstructured 6-panel design for chill vibes
Cotton sweatband for wiping away student loan tears
Adjustable strap w/ gold-tone buckle (irony included)
One size fits all socioeconomic trauma
Each hat is made only when you order, reducing waste and saving resources (unlike your spending habits). It may take a little longer to ship, but at least it’s ethically ironic.
Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions in a world of thoughtless swipe culture.
