CopeHarder™ Vintage Corduroy Cap

$29.69
Go outside. Touch grass. But do it in style.

This vintage-inspired corduroy dad cap says “I’m chill” but also “I’m coping violently.” Made from 100% cotton corduroy and embroidered with the signature CopeHarder™ swoosh, it’s the perfect way to shield your brain from sunlight, expectations, or unsolicited opinions.

Whether you’re spiraling gracefully or gaslighting your inner child, this cap will be there. Securely. Fashionably. Ironically.

Specs:
100% cotton corduroy (copium-absorbent)
Soft, unstructured 6-panel build
Adjustable strap with gold-tone buckle (luxury coping)
Cotton sweatband for tear absorption
One size fits most delusions

On-Demand = No Waste:
This item is made just for you the moment you click "order." No overproduction. No landfill filler. Just pure, direct-to-coper fulfillment. Thank you for choosing existential dread, sustainably.
Color:
Go outside. Touch grass. But do it in style.

This vintage-inspired corduroy dad cap says “I’m chill” but also “I’m coping violently.” Made from 100% cotton corduroy and embroidered with the signature CopeHarder™ swoosh, it’s the perfect way to shield your brain from sunlight, expectations, or unsolicited opinions.

Whether you’re spiraling gracefully or gaslighting your inner child, this cap will be there. Securely. Fashionably. Ironically.

Specs:
100% cotton corduroy (copium-absorbent)
Soft, unstructured 6-panel build
Adjustable strap with gold-tone buckle (luxury coping)
Cotton sweatband for tear absorption
One size fits most delusions

On-Demand = No Waste:
This item is made just for you the moment you click "order." No overproduction. No landfill filler. Just pure, direct-to-coper fulfillment. Thank you for choosing existential dread, sustainably.